"If you really want to hear about it..." and other great first lines

I keep putting off this first post thinking I need to write something particularly witty and clever... like the opening line of an essay or something. But I figure I just need to start or I'll never, well, start.  So I want to thank my husband for setting up this blog for me (also, I figured I should mention him, it being Valentine's Day and all).  You may want to know that I'm a 26 year-old, married mother of two boys (2 years and four months).  But as J.D. Salinger puts it, "... that stuff bores me...", so enough with the cookie cutter intro and on with the blog...